All you have to do is write your wish, the next person grants it, and then the person has to ruin their wish. I'll start. I wish I had a dog.

Your wish is my comand! *Tink with wand* Whoops! it's a three headed dog dragon! My bad.

I wish I had my very own Luma! (Polari please!)

^ Wish granted. But I seemed to have given you the Numa Numa guy instead of a Luma. Whoops.

I wish my Wii had more space for games.

Wish granted, but the Wii explodes.

I wish I could go away.

I wish you would too! Granted. Oh wait, now your coming after me! Back away man! BACK!
I wish that the dudes who came up with Care bears and My little pony would die and go to hell.

Granted, but you turn into a Care Bear.

I wish I was happy

granted but someone spills chili all over your clothes. Now u r angry!

I wish I had a Wii

Your wish is granted....But you may have to wait until christmas! XD
I wish I could fly

Here's your plane tickets. Have fun ^w^

I wish I had a better computer.

Here's your new computer! *acidentelly drops it in water* Ooops....Sorry about that... =(
I wish I had 1 billion dollars!

Wish granted. However they are Zimbabwe Dollars, from July 2008!

I wish I was immortal.

You are immortal, but the world has been deserted.
i wish I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich <3

Okay! but it just turned into that krabby patty in ur sig.
I wish for one million wishes!

That's greed. So, you spontaneously combust.

I wish I had an egg

It contained a FT eating dragon! And hatched!
I wish I was Pocahontas XD

Wish granted, but people will then laugh at you for acting female.

I wish those mosquitoes would stop biting me. >.<

And my friend who is a dragon slayer killed it :D

Anyway...wish granted Joe, but then you get attacked by a GIGANTIC insect.

I wish my hearing was better.

Wish granted, but you can hear everything so it drives you crazy.

I wish I could have a more cleaner room. :P

Granted, but it so klean that you are not impressed with your clean freak mom and her room, and you tell her what she usually tells you, and you get grounded to your super klean room for a year.

I wish for a new nice pair of Marc Ecko sneakers.

Done, but then the laces come to life and strangle you!!!!

Wish i could soar like a widdle birdie

Done...but then you get hit by a plane.

I wish I had a BIG sponge

Granted, but your sponge runs away to live in a Pineapple under the sea.

I wish I had some Marshmallows!

Granted...but a cat eats them.

I wish someone hadn't stolen all my deviantart friends :(

Granted but I can't help you there! :P
I wish someone would level up my licsence!

Hrm...I think I might!

I wish my ears and throat didn't hurt

Your wish has been granted, but now your eyes and your nose hurt...
I wish I had a little pet bird.

Well your wish is granted but....*starts coughing, suddenly the bird came out of my mouth* well.....let's just say I wanted to know what a bird tasted like.....Well here you go! Here's your.....dead bird...

I wish I had super powers

You.....Are a sick person.... =O

Wish is granted, but now that you have super powers there are billions of people out there that need your help, so your gonna be very busy! >=D

I wish I had Yoshi as my boyfriend! ;P

I'm for animal rights so NO.

I wish I wasn't mad

Granted, but now you're sad!

I wish that they wouldn't start up the Large Hadron Collider!

Granted...?

I wish I had the courage to report the girl that punched me in the side today...

granted but you can't hide the fact that you got beat up by a girl!! XD
I wish that I could have some kind of inspiration for my art.

Granted, but your insperation is talking toliets.

I wish that I could take a nap.

Granted, but you may feel something sticky when you do so...

I wish I start playing PMTYD on weekdays. XD

Granted but SPOILER ALERT!!


I wish that There was another smash bros. coming out!

Granted! Super smash cow hugers

Noooooo! NOT COW HUGGERS!!!

I was NOT beaten up. I got walloped on my left side, and I couldn't walk for a few seconds.

Anyway...I wish I was a much more confident person.

Granted, but the best way to confidence is peeing your pants at school!

I wish that i could find my other P.E. shoe.

Granted, but you find that it's all slimey!
I wish the weekend would come faster